Texans Want Funny Plates, DMV Says "Nah"

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 11/06/2015 at 17:08 • Filed to: LOLPlates

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Here in Texas, we don’t have a lot of personalized license plates. In fact, I saw more personalized plates in Chicago over the course of one weekend than I have seen in the Lone Star State in a year. The reason, perhaps, might be that the DMV’s censors are uptight/the citizens are profane.

Here are some of the license plates that the Texas Government banned in October 2015. Some are harmless. Others (that threaten to kill people/cats) are a bit more, uh, unreasonable. You be the judge:

Explore them all here:

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Photos courtesy of the TXDMV/Houston Chronicle

jariten1781 > PatBateman 11/06/2015 at 17:14

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But you have the burger plate! That makes up for lame-o rejections IMO

EL_ULY > PatBateman 11/06/2015 at 17:17

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I made a few:

Dusty Ventures > EL_ULY 11/06/2015 at 17:20

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This wins everything

PatBateman > jariten1781 11/06/2015 at 17:43

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The Whataburger plates are better.

PatBateman > EL_ULY 11/06/2015 at 17:44

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Pepsi? PEPSI?!?!

Do you even Texas, bro?

EL_ULY > PatBateman 11/06/2015 at 17:58

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lol mission accomplished :]

desertdog5051 > PatBateman 11/06/2015 at 18:35

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Question. I see your plates regularly. They appear flat, not embossed so I assume they are printed.. Are the plates steel or plastic?

PatBateman > desertdog5051 11/06/2015 at 18:48

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Steel. They do look fake, don't they?

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman 11/06/2015 at 19:28

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Wait you have MULTIPLE burger plates?!

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR 11/06/2015 at 20:40

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Huh. I THOUGHT we did, but now I can’t find them.

You’ll have to make due with a Freebird’s Burritos plate (BEST BURRITOS EVER).

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman 11/06/2015 at 21:52

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A FUCKING BURRITO LICENSE PLATE?!?!?!

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR 11/07/2015 at 00:36

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You bet your ass.